Jokes

Fart Types

* An Oscar fart is where an actress farts and thanks everyone for helping her

* A lawyer fart is where someone farts and pleads the 5th amendment

* A hippy fart is organic and all natural

* When someone cuts a "Star Wars" fart you know a sequel is coming

* A Special TV offer fart is $19.95...but wait there's more!

* A diet fart has half the noise and odor

* A democrat fart always floats to the left

* A republican fart always floats to the right

* An NFL fart is one worthy of a replay

* A "Ford" fart is one you wish you could recall

* A "Blair Witch Fart" is never heard or smelled but is scary as hell

* A "John Kerry" fart starts out as a fart but then changes its mind and goes back in and comes out as a burp, then changes its mind again, goes back in and comes out as a fart

* A "Bin Laden" fart is one you know is there, but it cannot be found

* A "Paris Hilton" fart is one that isn't very special, but everyone is talking about it and it seems to be everywhere.

* A "tennis volley fart" is where you fart and everyone's head keeps going right to left trying to figure out where it came from

* An "Apprentice" fart is where you cut a smelly fart in your bosses' office and he says: "You're fired!"

* An "American idol" fart is where you fart and three people comment on it.

* An "Oprah" fart makes people cry.

* A "Martha Stewart" fart is a good thing.

* A "Letterman" fart is where your buddies give you the top 10 reasons why you shouldn't do it again

* A "McGuyver" fart is when you are forced to come up with an elaborate way to sneak a fart

* A "Dr. Phil" fart is when you fart and your buddies analyze it.

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