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12 ways to find her the worst present

Shop for her at a hardware store.

Shop for something to do with dieting or losing weight

Shop for her at a "bait & tackle" store.

Shop for clothing without knowing her size

Shop for a pet for her on the black market

Shop for her in the house wares section.

Shop for her at an automotive store.

Shop for a gift appropriate for someone 10 years younger

Shop for a gift appropriate for someone 10 years older

Shop for a gift certificate from a plastic surgery clinic

Shop for low calorie candies or chocolate

Shop for a gift certificate redeemable at a "large 'n' lovely" clothing store

And the absolute worst is...FORGETTING to shop for a gift for her at all!

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